"The Everton and England footballer Wayne Rooney" -> "Renowned? Notable? Doh! Only an overly-fat teenager." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004) (pending approval)
"England Footballer Wayne Rooney" -> "We all rely on one fat boy - no danger!" (by Stanley Accrington by hand) (2004) (pending approval)
"The footballer Paul Gascoigne" -> "Goals to perfection? Laughable!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)
"The footballer Paul Gascoigne" -> "Face on page? Gorilla's butthole!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)