"Aid pushes through to the Philippine typhoon survivors" -> "Hie highly donation-support-ships. Huh, support to revive!" (by Aronas Pinchas ) (2014) (pending approval)
"Imelda Romualdez Marcos" -> "A lurid sole-crazed momma." (by Mike Mesterton-Gibbons by hand) (2007) (pending approval)