"Rod Stewart becomes a CBE in the New Year's Honours list" -> "ER's Consistently Best Erection award, huh? Awesome, bro!" (by Tony Crafter using Anagram Genius) (2006) (pending approval)
"Rod Stewart is made a CBE" -> "Best tiresome cad award?" (by Tony Crafter using Anagram Genius) (2006) (pending approval)
"Rod Stewart and Penny Lancaster" -> "An older trend star can yet spawn." (by Mike Mesterton-Gibbons by hand) (2010) (pending approval)
"Rod Stewart - 'First cut is the deepest'" -> "Strife; respect the attitude's words." (by Aronas Pinchas) (2010) (pending approval)
"The singer Roderick Stewart reaches sixty-five years old today" -> "Lots fear dyed geriatric twit's career's over... do ya think he's sexy?" (by db by hand) (2010) (pending approval)
"Penny Lancaster" -> "Centenary plans." (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2003)