Rearranging the letters of 'Nix terrible umps' (Call of distressed sports fan) gives:
Triple six number.
(by Jim Banholzer) (2018) (pending approval)
Blueprints mixer.
(by Jim Banholzer) (2018) (pending approval)
Other related anagrams without their own page:
"Major League ball player" -> "A Laurel player, gleam job." (by Jim Banholzer) (2017) (pending approval)
"Competitiveness" -> "Cements positive." (by Jim Banholzer) (2018) (pending approval)
"Babe Ruth hot dogs" -> "A grubbed hotshot." (by Jim Banholzer) (2009) (pending approval)
"Baseball apple pie mom" -> "AA pliable emblems pop." (by Jim Banholzer) (2009) (pending approval)
"In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" -> "I add Dad a vagina." (by Jim Banholzer) (2017) (pending approval)
"Choices between good and evil" -> "And between choices, I love God." (by Jim Banholzer by hand) (2016) (pending approval)
"Important choices between good and evil" -> "And between important choices, I love dog." (by Jim Banholzer by hand) (2017) (pending approval)
"Ongoing important choices between good and evil." -> "And between ongoing important choices, I Love God." (by Jim Banholzer by hand) (2017) (pending approval)
"Let there be light!" -> "Get the tribe hell." (by unknown) (2015) (pending approval)
"Good Evil" -> "I Love God." (by Jim Banholzer) (2009) (pending approval)