"The US soul singer Janet Damita Jackson's right breast" -> "As Justin Timberlake had that gross jug, it's on a screen!" (by David Bourke using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"The US soul singer Janet Damita Jackson's right breast" -> "Junk major scale to Satan: He bares her tits? Disgusting!" (by Chris by hand) (2006) (pending approval)