"Babe Ruth hot dogs" -> "A grubbed hotshot." (by Jim Banholzer) (2009) (pending approval)
"Usain Bolt golden again in relay, in world record time" -> "Great, cool runner owns medal riding on ideal ability." (by Aronas Pinchas ) (2012) (pending approval)
"Usain Bolt Not Among the Top Sprinters Busted for Steroids" -> "Last 'test of routine' - no prohibited drugs on best sportsman." (by Aronas Pinchas ) (2013) (pending approval)
"Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce and Usain Bolt" -> "Acest runners flash rapidly by on lane." (by Mike Mesterton-Gibbons by hand) (2012) (pending approval)
"Usain Bolt wants to play for Manchester United (seriously)" -> "Football is his 'wet dream'?! Lunacy or super-nutty sensation?" (by Aronas Pinchas ) (2010) (pending approval)
"B-Ball fundamentals" -> "Bald man's fun ballet." (by Jim Banholzer by hand) (2017) (pending approval)
"Hundred points of Wilt Chamberlain" -> "Man do with his plentiful NBA record." (by Aronas Pinchas ) (2012) (pending approval)
"Mindful purposiveness of pure shooter Steph Curry" -> "MVP unifies top splendours of hurry-up threescores." (by Jim Banholzer by hand) (2017) (pending approval)
"Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" -> "Kitten twirl, knit swell tale." (by Jim Banholzer) (2017) (pending approval)