"Tomahawk missiles" -> "Talk how aim misses." (by Jim Banholzer) (2017) (pending approval)
"Competitiveness" -> "Cements positive." (by Jim Banholzer) (2018) (pending approval)
"Football head injury" -> "Ha! I jolly bad fortune." (by Jim Banholzer) (2017) (pending approval)
"Football" -> "Boot fall." (by Mike J H Ryan by hand) (2004)
"Football" -> "Loft a lob." (by Joe Fathallah) (2002)
"Football" -> "Flab Loot." (by Jeremy by hand) (2008) (pending approval)
"The best football player in the World - Edson Arantes do Nascimento (Pele)" -> "Better than Maradona. Perfect, spotless (no, he allowed no lies), tidy, noble." (by Aronas Pinchas) (2005)
"Are you a man or a mouse?" -> "You amuse a moron area." (by Jim Banholzer) (2015) (pending approval)
"Knight in shining armour" -> "Righting a shrunk minion." (by Jim banholzer) (2017) (pending approval)