"Senator Edward Moore Kennedy of Massachusetts" -> "So, my car sank under water. She too. Seen me ? ...Daft sod." (by Mike JH Ryan by hand) (2014) (pending approval)
"Senator Edward Moore Kennedy of Massachusetts" -> "Ted's fatness caused Mary to drown? Eek! He's a moron!" (by L. Lomasky using Anagram Genius) (2005) (pending approval)
"Senator John Kerry of Massachusetts" -> "Joy! Oh f**k! Northeastern smartasses." (by Peter Laurence Hall using Anagram Genius) (2004)
"Senator John Kerry of Massachusetts" -> "Am sent Trojan horses of turkeys' cash." (by Mike Mesterton-Gibbons by hand) (2004)