""I believe the United States is nothing but a paper tiger." (Mao Zedong)" -> "I've seen Bush as a big tiger in a zoo pit determined to gut the planet." (by Adie Pena by hand) (2008) (pending approval)
"We, the people of the United States" -> "Wet, up-to-date, fetishes telephone." (by Harshal Madhavapeddi) (2010) (pending approval)