Rearranging the letters of 'The airport full-body scanner' gives:
Your cane-porn lifted at LHR? BS!
(by Mick Tully using Anagram Genius) (2008) (pending approval)
Other related anagrams without their own page:
"Passenger Refuses Full Body Scan, the Groin Check" -> "You can't see his balls, check gruff person's gender!" (by Aronas Pinchas ) (2010) (pending approval)